Volleyball is a Jewish sport. It's fun, and nobody can get hurt.
In heaven, you get right through. In hell, they put you on hold. - Gail Parent
In heaven, you get right through. In hell, they put you on hold.
- Gail Parent
Don't we realize we're a business, we single girls are? Every building that goes up in Manhattan has more than fifty percent efficiency apartments . … - Gail Parent
Don't we realize we're a business, we single girls are? Every building that goes up in Manhattan has more than fifty percent efficiency apartments . …
Do you want to live in a world where a man lies about calories? - Gail Parent
Do you want to live in a world where a man lies about calories?
Volleyball is a Jewish sport. It's fun, and nobody can get hurt. - Gail Parent
Fact: Girls who are having a good sex thing stay in New York. The rest want to spend their summer vacations in Europe. - Gail Parent
Fact: Girls who are having a good sex thing stay in New York. The rest want to spend their summer vacations in Europe.
the first thing I did when I made the decision to kill myself was to stop dieting. Let them dig a wider hole. - Gail Parent
the first thing I did when I made the decision to kill myself was to stop dieting. Let them dig a wider hole.
How do you tell your mother that you feel you're getting... old? If I'm... old, then what is she? - Gail Parent
How do you tell your mother that you feel you're getting... old? If I'm... old, then what is she?
When friends ask for a second cup they are open to conversation. - Gail Parent
When friends ask for a second cup they are open to conversation.
Actually, I have only two things to worry about now: afterlife and reincarnation. - Gail Parent
Actually, I have only two things to worry about now: afterlife and reincarnation.
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