I don't want nothing old but some old money. Buy me some young ideas. That's what I'm gonna do with it.
It's no disgrace to be old. But damn if it isn't inconvenient. - Moms Mabley
It's no disgrace to be old. But damn if it isn't inconvenient.
- Moms Mabley
Honey, that Totie Fields is one well-fed white woman. When that gal sits around the house, she sits around the house! - Moms Mabley
Honey, that Totie Fields is one well-fed white woman. When that gal sits around the house, she sits around the house!
The teenagers aren't all bad. I love 'em if nobody else does. There ain't nothing wrong with young people. Jus' quit lyin' to 'em. - Moms Mabley
The teenagers aren't all bad. I love 'em if nobody else does. There ain't nothing wrong with young people. Jus' quit lyin' to 'em.
Love is like playing checkers. You have to know which man to move. - Moms Mabley
Love is like playing checkers. You have to know which man to move.
If you don't want your children to know the truth about life don't send 'em to the theater to see Moms 'cause I'm gonna tell them THE TRUTH, hear? - Moms Mabley
If you don't want your children to know the truth about life don't send 'em to the theater to see Moms 'cause I'm gonna tell them THE TRUTH, hear?
Black women, white women- all of them. I'm colorblind. I don't know the difference. I only know you're a human being and you're my children. - Moms Mabley
Black women, white women- all of them. I'm colorblind. I don't know the difference. I only know you're a human being and you're my children.
A woman is a woman until the day she dies, but a man's man only as long as he can - Moms Mabley
A woman is a woman until the day she dies, but a man's man only as long as he can
[On old age:] You wake up one morning and you got it. - Moms Mabley
[On old age:] You wake up one morning and you got it.
I don't want nothing old but some old money. Buy me some young ideas. That's what I'm gonna do with it. - Moms Mabley
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