"The harder you work, the luckier you get" is true in all things.

- Al Murray

Our cheeky sidekick. We're like a motorcycle and sidecar.

- Al Murray

PimpCo is a little business I've got, which basically offers drummers the affordable opportunity to make their drums that little bit more bespoke. I …

- Al Murray

The American dream? We don't have a dream in Britain because we're bloody awake!

- Al Murray

We need a war every 10 years, so we can stay match fit in case the Germans try again.

- Al Murray

In the world of comedy, there's this: "If it's going badly, get off. If it's going well, get off". You can't argue with that either.

- Al Murray

My mum had a cousin that had played when he was younger. When I showed an interest in drumming, he showed me how to mummy-daddy roll and that set me …

- Al Murray

It's a weight problem isn't it; you can't wait for lunch.

- Al Murray

You can leave a kid alone and it will learn to fend for itself, how to work the remote, a tin opener, and the microwave. I see the holidays as a chan…

- Al Murray