Obama says his recreation consists of reading the Constitution... looking for a loophole.

- Mort Sahl

Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth, and Reagan couldn't tell the difference.

- Mort Sahl

When Obama ran, he said, We can change the world! The world: can you change it back?!

- Mort Sahl

There's a danger our fiscal bankruptcy might overtake our moral bankruptcy.

- Mort Sahl

There were four million people in the American Colonies and we had Jefferson and Franklin. Now we have over 200 million and the two top guys are Clin…

- Mort Sahl

Remember that no matter how selfish, how cruel, how unfeeling you have been today, every time you take a breath, you make a flower happy.

- Mort Sahl

Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen.

- Mort Sahl

That feeling of hopelessness only serves your masters.

- Mort Sahl

Will Rogers…used to come out with a newspaper and pretend he was a yokel criticizing the intellectuals who ran the government. I come out with a ne…

- Mort Sahl