I was born in Waukegan a long, long time ago. As a matter of fact, our rabbi was an Indian.
I'm like Will Rogers, I never met a man I didn't like... well, Eichmann maybe. - Jack Benny
I'm like Will Rogers, I never met a man I didn't like... well, Eichmann maybe.
- Jack Benny
I was born in Waukegan a long, long time ago. As a matter of fact, our rabbi was an Indian. - Jack Benny
When you talk about the world's greatest entertainer you have to say Al Jolson because there was no one like him. Only Judy Garland and perhaps Frank… - Jack Benny
When you talk about the world's greatest entertainer you have to say Al Jolson because there was no one like him. Only Judy Garland and perhaps Frank…
I began my show business career playing violin in San Francisco at the corner of Market and Taylor. I understand that there is a theater there now. - Jack Benny
I began my show business career playing violin in San Francisco at the corner of Market and Taylor. I understand that there is a theater there now.
Any man who would walk five miles through the snow, barefoot, just to return a library book so he could save three cents - that's my kind of guy. - Jack Benny
Any man who would walk five miles through the snow, barefoot, just to return a library book so he could save three cents - that's my kind of guy.
Gags die, humor doesn't. - Jack Benny
Gags die, humor doesn't.
I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too. - Jack Benny
I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too.
When another comedian has a lousy show, I'm the first one to admit it. - Jack Benny
When another comedian has a lousy show, I'm the first one to admit it.
I was going to buy my girl a Packard car for Christmas, but it took too long to deliver, so I bought her some handkerchiefs. - Jack Benny
I was going to buy my girl a Packard car for Christmas, but it took too long to deliver, so I bought her some handkerchiefs.
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