In a way an umpire is like a woman. He makes quick decisions, never reverses them, and doesn't think you're safe when you're out.
When I'm right, no one remembers.When I am wrong, no one forgets. - Larry Goetz
When I'm right, no one remembers.When I am wrong, no one forgets.
- Larry Goetz
It isn't enough for an umpire to merely know what he's doing. He has to look as though he knows what he's doing, too. - Larry Goetz
It isn't enough for an umpire to merely know what he's doing. He has to look as though he knows what he's doing, too.
Officiating is the only job in America that everybody knows how to do better than the guy who is doing it. - Larry Goetz
Officiating is the only job in America that everybody knows how to do better than the guy who is doing it.
In a way an umpire is like a woman. He makes quick decisions, never reverses them, and doesn't think you're safe when you're out. - Larry Goetz
People come to see the players. Nobody ever bought a ticket to see a manager. - Larry Goetz
People come to see the players. Nobody ever bought a ticket to see a manager.
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