You're supposed to have friends you can tell anything to.

- Sarah Silverman

Jews, black people - any people who are hated or who have suffered, either as individuals or as a people - use humour. It is a survival skill.

- Sarah Silverman

I think the difference between being miserable and finding happiness is just a matter of perspective. If you live your life defining yourself by what…

- Sarah Silverman

I hope the Jews did kill Christ, I'd do it again in a second.

- Sarah Silverman

We need to stop telling girls they can be anything they want when they grow up. Because it would have never occurred to them that they couldn't.

- Sarah Silverman

The good news is hopeful doesn't mean dumb. The bad news is cynical doesn't mean smart.

- Sarah Silverman

We don't live in a democracy; we live in a hypocrisy.

- Sarah Silverman

I am 39 years old, and I still wake up every morning really excited I don't have to go to school.

- Sarah Silverman

I don't care if you think I'm racist. I just want you to think I'm thin.

- Sarah Silverman