Almost no one sings like Elvis Presley any more.

- Sonny Bono

What is qualified? What have I been qualified for in my life? I haven't been qualified to be a mayor. I'm not qualified to be a songwriter. I'm not q…

- Sonny Bono

We all love the environment, but we have placed creatures above people. A rat is a rat.

- Sonny Bono

Put your ego aside and play as a team.

- Sonny Bono

We must get rid of the IRS. It's a bureaucracy fraught with totalitarianism.

- Sonny Bono

Cher wanted to be an entertainer more than I've seen anybody want to be an entertainer in my life.

- Sonny Bono

It was scary when the Beatles came on the scene. It was like an earthquake or a fire or an accident.

- Sonny Bono

If anybody ever dares to compare Bob Dole to Clinton, then they're comparing a criminal to an honest man.

- Sonny Bono

People underestimate me, but I've always been a stretch runner.

- Sonny Bono