On the weekends, I would go down and play these clubs in Key West or West Palm Beach or surrounding areas of Florida and then I'd go back to school for the week.
The street in the center of town was Butts road. I stole the sign and told the audience, this must be where the assholes live. I also had a Neighborh… - Carrot Top
The street in the center of town was Butts road. I stole the sign and told the audience, this must be where the assholes live. I also had a Neighborh…
- Carrot Top
When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me. - Carrot Top
When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me.
I always thought marketing in general was an interesting kind of thing. I always liked commercials and billboards. - Carrot Top
I always thought marketing in general was an interesting kind of thing. I always liked commercials and billboards.
Some people even think I wear a wig. Do they think I went into a salon one day and said, Can you please screw this up really bad? - Carrot Top
Some people even think I wear a wig. Do they think I went into a salon one day and said, Can you please screw this up really bad?
I'd love to be animated. I've always wanted to jump off of a bridge and not be hurt, like Bugs Bunny. - Carrot Top
I'd love to be animated. I've always wanted to jump off of a bridge and not be hurt, like Bugs Bunny.
Everyone has the gift of laughter inside of them. All the world is a prop. - Carrot Top
Everyone has the gift of laughter inside of them. All the world is a prop.
It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people. - Carrot Top
It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people.
I think, over the years, I've kind of evolved. - Carrot Top
I think, over the years, I've kind of evolved.
People do give me a hard time about my hair because it's orange and it's big. - Carrot Top
People do give me a hard time about my hair because it's orange and it's big.
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