It's a weird curse, when you think about it. We're built for thought, and civilization, more than any other creature we've found. And all we really w…

- Josh Bazell

You should never bother trying to remember where you put something. You should just imagine needing to put it somewhere now, then go to the place you…

- Josh Bazell

what a fascinating mix a hospital can be of people in a huge hurry and people too slow to get out of their way.

- Josh Bazell

Ah, youth. It's like heroin you've smoked instead of snorted. Gone so fast you can't believe you still have to pay for it.

- Josh Bazell

Like most people raised on American movies, I have poor access to my emotions, but can banter like a motherfucker.

- Josh Bazell

When God is truly angry, He will not send vengeful angels. He will send Magdalena. Then take her away.

- Josh Bazell