No matter how you feel, you've got to be able to laugh at yourself. If you can laugh at Donald Trump, then you better be able to laugh at yourself, t…

- Michael Che

That's my only goal: Stay off crack.

- Michael Che

I would love to be able to play anywhere, but to me the sweet spot is clubs and theaters, just because I feel like you lean in to tell a joke. You do…

- Michael Che

There's tons of stuff where you're like, "God, I wish I could take that back."

- Michael Che

It's weird doing a show on a Saturday, because we get the news after everybody had their way with it. We still have to find a way to get something fr…

- Michael Che

Donald Trump is making decisions that affect people's day-to-day life, and he's constantly, constantly making some crazy announcement. It's like, "We…

- Michael Che

I believe in equality. But I don't like the word feminist, because it's such a rational belief to think that women are equal to men, and I'm a ration…

- Michael Che

It's a hard, lonely feeling, to be completely yourself in front of strangers.

- Michael Che

You can go anywhere in New York. There's always something to do in New York. There's always a place to eat no matter what time it is. There's always …

- Michael Che