When I have one martini, I feel bigger, wiser, taller. When I have a second, I feel superlative. When I have more, there's no holding me.
William FaulknerRead
Well, Bud," he said, looking at me, "I'll be damned if you don't go to a lot of trouble to have your fun. Kidnapping, then fighting. What do you do on your holidays? Burn houses?
Interpretation
The quote humorously questions the extent of someone's adventures by exaggerating their mischief.
In this quote, Faulkner uses humor to illustrate the lengths to which someone might go for excitement or fun. The speaker implies that the character's reckless actions—such as kidnapping and fighting—are so extreme that it raises the question of what else they might consider fun, adding a layer of irony to the conversation.
In practice
This quote could be used in a speech about the lengths people go to for enjoyment.
When I have one martini, I feel bigger, wiser, taller. When I have a second, I feel superlative. When I have more, there's no holding me.
I feel like a wet seed wild in the hot blind earth.
When grown people speak of the innocence of children, they dont really know what they mean. Pressed, they will go a step further and say, Well, ignorance then. The child is neither. There is no crime which a boy of eleven had not envisaged long ago. His only innocence is, he may not be old enough to desire the fruits of it...his ignorance is, he does not know how to commit it...
Maybe times are never strange to women: it is just one continuous monotonous thing full of the repeated follies of their menfolks.
He had a word, too. Love, he called it. But I had been used to words for a long time. I knew that that word was like the others: just a shape to fill a lack; that when the right time came, you wouldn't need a word for that any more than for pride or fear....One day I was talking to Cora. She prayed for me because she believed I was blind to sin, wanting me to kneel and pray too, because people to whom sin is just a matter of words, to them salvation is just words too.
Ever since then I have believed that God is not only a gentleman and a sport; he is a Kentuckian too.
LEAD, n. A heavy blue-gray metal much used in giving stability to light lovers - particularly to those who love not wisely but other men's wives.
Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.
The humor is that finally when you have the power to move the mountain, you are the person who placed it there-so there the mountain stays.
But I really believe that if you have the ability, there is an obligation to make people laugh
If you're politically correct, chances are you're not coming to one of my shows. I get to go onstage and say things that everybody thinks all the time, but can't say out loud.
A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life.
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