Well, life was tough, but at least I was able to live it out and I was able to face death and not be afraid.
It occurred to me that there wouldn't be world hunger, if you people would MOVE WHERE THE FOOD IS!!! - Sam Kinison
It occurred to me that there wouldn't be world hunger, if you people would MOVE WHERE THE FOOD IS!!!
- Sam Kinison
There's no happy ending to cocaine. You either die, you go to jail, or else you run out. - Sam Kinison
There's no happy ending to cocaine. You either die, you go to jail, or else you run out.
Every generation has someone who steps outside the norm and offers a voice for the unspeakable attitudes of that time. I represent everything that's … - Sam Kinison
Every generation has someone who steps outside the norm and offers a voice for the unspeakable attitudes of that time. I represent everything that's …
How does a guy look at another guy's hairy ass, and find love? - Sam Kinison
How does a guy look at another guy's hairy ass, and find love?
The Russians haven't been to the moon. You know why? Because they're space pussies... You really want to impress us? Bring us back our FLAG! - Sam Kinison
The Russians haven't been to the moon. You know why? Because they're space pussies... You really want to impress us? Bring us back our FLAG!
If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rimshots during the vows. - Sam Kinison
If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rimshots during the vows.
My view of life is, 'If you're going to miss Heaven, why miss it by two inches? Miss it! - Sam Kinison
My view of life is, 'If you're going to miss Heaven, why miss it by two inches? Miss it!
I called a detox center - just to see how much it would cost: $13,000 for three weeks! My friends, if you can come up with thirteen grand, you don't … - Sam Kinison
I called a detox center - just to see how much it would cost: $13,000 for three weeks! My friends, if you can come up with thirteen grand, you don't …
Real comedy doesn't just make people laugh and think, but makes them laugh and change. - Sam Kinison
Real comedy doesn't just make people laugh and think, but makes them laugh and change.
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