Black is a great color!!! it sets off your wig!

- Stan Freberg

All women are troublemakers who take the money their husbands need desperately for a new and better speaker, and selfishly squander it on things like…

- Stan Freberg

Who are taking to the witch burning Saturday night?

- Stan Freberg

Well, we're all a little hostile every now and then, some of us are able to sublimate, others of us can't adjust. You know how it is.

- Stan Freberg

You can make sounds and music out of pretty much anything with a little imagination and putting your mind to it!

- Stan Freberg

The story of Little Blue Riding Hood is true. Only the color has been changed to prevent an investigation.

- Stan Freberg

Most folks call them green onions, but they're really scallions.

- Stan Freberg