Bring it,muthafuckas.Bring it.

- Kevin Hearne

When in doubt, blame the dark elves.

- Kevin Hearne

Wooo!’ he said, slamming his shot glass down and coughing a bit. ‘That’s good stuff.’ I agreed heartily. ‘Shall we do another one?’ I asked. ‘Oh no,’…

- Kevin Hearne

When he said to give him the sword, I don’t think he meant for you to stick it in his guts.

- Kevin Hearne

People used to say obvious things ironically or as a form of understatement, but in the last few decades they seem to say it with a sense of discover…

- Kevin Hearne

I suspect that many of us, if given the chance to make one person in our lives love us more, would have no trouble in choosing where to point a finge…

- Kevin Hearne

The point is, Mrs. MacDonagh, that the universe is exactly the size that your soul can encompass. Some people live in extremely small worlds, and som…

- Kevin Hearne

There are some sights that, once seen, can never be unseen. They replay themselves on a loop in your mind’s home-theatre system with Dolby surround s…

- Kevin Hearne

Awesome! I'd just bullied Jesus into doing a shot with me. Nobody would ever believe it, but I didn't care. We ordered the insanely expensive stuff, …

- Kevin Hearne