The sun. I hate the sun.

- Sheamus

Well the truth is, Santino didn't beat me, because I beat myself.

- Sheamus

Are you not aware that my profession involves beating the living hell out of some poor-unfortunate wearing nothing more than a pair of green lycra kn…

- Sheamus

Whom would you like to put throught a table next? The entire cast of New Moon. They're trying to portray vampires, but they look like a bunch of siss…

- Sheamus

I was the one who finally ended Daniel Bryan's career.

- Sheamus