Inspirational Quotes, Motivational Sayings, and Wise Words for Daily Inspiration

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We'll keep you in our thoughts With the other bullshit in your heads? No, keep me out of your thoughts, because I hear some of the stuff you talk about and if that's close to what you're thinking about, I don't want to be around that, so keep me and my family out of your thoughts, unless you're thinking of making me a sandwich.

Hannibal Buress's Popular Quotes

I don't like when people say, 'I'll pray for you. I'm going to pray for you. Praying for you.' You're going to pray for me? So you're going to sit at…

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I have weird aspirations. Like, I really want to kick a pigeon.

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I like burritos more than Jesus because steak burritos are delicious. And they're real.

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I never use a napkin on my lap at a restaurant...because I believe in myself.

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I didn't really get into comedy until a couple months before I started doing comedy.

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When people go through something rough in life, they say, "I'm taking it one day at a time." Yes, so is everybody. Because that's how time works.

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There's a lot of dudes in my neighborhood that have handlebar mustaches. Which is cool if you want to have a handlebar mustache but don't try to have…

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We were talking about urban youth. And by urban I mean lives in a city not urban as in black like white people use it.

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Whenever I eat at a restaurant I never put the napkin in my lap. People say, 'Hannibal, why don't you put the napkin in your lap?' Because I believe …

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