The trouble with having a wired jaw is that you can never tell when you're sleepy. You can't yawn.

- Rocky Bridges

Coaching third with a pitcher on base is like being a member of a bomb disposal squad. The thing could blow up in your face at any moment.

- Rocky Bridges

The main quality a great third base coach must have is a fast runner.

- Rocky Bridges

I bet you don't know what is the first thing Little Leaguers always ask me, 'How much money do you make?'

- Rocky Bridges

On Jose Gonzalez changing his name to Jose Uribe: 'He was definitely the player to be named later.'

- Rocky Bridges

You mix two jiggers of Scotch to one jigger of Metrecal. So far I've lost five pounds and my driver's license.

- Rocky Bridges

It's a good thing I stayed in Cincinnati for four years -- It took me that long to learn how to spell it.

- Rocky Bridges

Well, there are three things that the average man thinks he can do better than anybody else. Build a fire, run a hotel and manage a baseball team.

- Rocky Bridges

The players are too serious. They don't have any fun any more. They come to camp with a financial adviser and they read the stock market page before …

- Rocky Bridges