What's the definition of a good flame? One you agree with.

- Karl Lehenbauer

C is the assembly language of Tcl.

- Karl Lehenbauer

In the face of entropy and nothingness, you kind of have to pretend it's not there if you want to keep writing good code.

- Karl Lehenbauer

The geeks shall inherit the earth.

- Karl Lehenbauer

Even if you start your laundry before 8 AM on Saturday, you will not finish folding it until after midnight on Sunday.

- Karl Lehenbauer

You know, I've never accidentally drilled a hole in myself while programming.

- Karl Lehenbauer

Voodoo Programming: Things programmers do that they know shouldn't work but they try anyway, and which sometimes actually work, such as recompiling e…

- Karl Lehenbauer

If you don't read news.groups, the net appears to be a rather tranquil place.

- Karl Lehenbauer

It's a great time to be alive and be a computer weenie.

- Karl Lehenbauer