May I feel like I feel when I'm about to eat cake.

- Greg Walloch

We've all gathered together, and whatever goes down is what goes down.

- Greg Walloch

I enjoy people even when they're being difficult.

- Greg Walloch

That's one way to overcome criticism: tank so hard that failing becomes glorious and meaningless.

- Greg Walloch

Never try to be funny right before people are about to masturbate.

- Greg Walloch

An audience's or individual's reaction to my work is simply their reaction.

- Greg Walloch

As a person with cerebral palsy who walks with crutches, people have the assumption that I've had to overcome a lot of obstacles in my life because o…

- Greg Walloch