What do women want? Shoes.
Of all the wonderful things that men and women share, shoes, tragically, are not one of them. This is because men lack the shoe chromosome. - Mimi Pond
Of all the wonderful things that men and women share, shoes, tragically, are not one of them. This is because men lack the shoe chromosome.
- Mimi Pond
... the running shoe ... could be called the Swiss Army knife of footwear ... What appeal is there to a shoe whose only selling point is comfort? - Mimi Pond
... the running shoe ... could be called the Swiss Army knife of footwear ... What appeal is there to a shoe whose only selling point is comfort?
What becomes of the broken-hearted? They buy shoes. - Mimi Pond
What becomes of the broken-hearted? They buy shoes.
Remember when you were eleven years old and you thought how great it would be to get your period? And then you got it? That's what planning a wedding… - Mimi Pond
Remember when you were eleven years old and you thought how great it would be to get your period? And then you got it? That's what planning a wedding…
Walking in high heels should be made an Olympic sport. - Mimi Pond
Walking in high heels should be made an Olympic sport.
Even if you're fat, one thing always fits: shoes. - Mimi Pond
Even if you're fat, one thing always fits: shoes.
It is tempting to think of your husband-to-be as just another bridal accessory. It may be easier for him to play along with this too. After all, you … - Mimi Pond
It is tempting to think of your husband-to-be as just another bridal accessory. It may be easier for him to play along with this too. After all, you …
Your wedding will not be what you think it is going to be, no matter what you think it is going to be. - Mimi Pond
Your wedding will not be what you think it is going to be, no matter what you think it is going to be.
Planning your own coming-of-age experience may wither you prematurely, but just think of it this way: If you can get through this, childbirth should … - Mimi Pond
Planning your own coming-of-age experience may wither you prematurely, but just think of it this way: If you can get through this, childbirth should …
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