I will omit but I will not distort.

- Cleveland Amory

It suddenly dawned on me one day, when I was reading in the paper about a woman wrestler, that being a curmudgeon was the last thing in the world tha…

- Cleveland Amory

Unlike some people who have experienced the loss of an animal, I did not believe, even for a moment, that I would never get another. I did know full …

- Cleveland Amory

I consider the 3 most cruelly produced foods to be from lobsters, dropped alive into boiling water, veal from calves separated from their mothers and…

- Cleveland Amory

What this world needs is a new kind of army - the army of the kind.

- Cleveland Amory

I've always had a sneaking fondness for Martin Van Buren. He wrote his autobiography, you know, and never once mentioned his wife. Now that's what I …

- Cleveland Amory

I told the good Father that if he and I were going in the future to some wonderful Elysian Field and the animals were not going to go anywhere, that …

- Cleveland Amory

...one of the ways in which cats show happiness is by sleeping.

- Cleveland Amory

Man has an infinite capacity to rationalize - especially when it comes to what he wants to eat.

- Cleveland Amory