It is hard to keep a straight face during comedy scenes. It's considered really bad form to laugh at someone else because you can ruin their best tak…

- Ben Miller

Those who have never worked nude outdoors just can't imagine how much better a breeze feels on their skin than an item of sweaty clothing.

- Ben Miller

Steroids are] not healthy, ... There's a real health issue with steroid abuse. At any level, but particularly a young age level. There are many adver…

- Ben Miller

There are practical things which contribute to a joke's funniness. People will find a joke funnier if they are sitting closer together, if it's cold,…

- Ben Miller

Whatever happens in life can happen on the stage, but as a comedian you should always be clear what your target is. It's fine to be gratuitously tast…

- Ben Miller

My theory about comedians is that their greatest fear is other people laughing at them. So comedy is an attempt to control and manipulate the thing t…

- Ben Miller