I have so much respect for what's funny.

- Bernie Mac

Whatever success I've had, I always like to top it.

- Bernie Mac

Suffering is a good teacher. It keeps you in its grip until you've learned your lesson.

- Bernie Mac

When it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take 'em.

- Bernie Mac

I was born October 5, 1957, on the South Side of Chicago, in the Woodlawn area, a neighborhood that hasn't changed much in forty-five years. Our hous…

- Bernie Mac

If you mess something up, remember who got you there. Don't be pointing fingers, even if finger-pointing is called for. Only one you got to blame is …

- Bernie Mac

I'm not afraid to fail. Sometimes when you lose, you win. Sometimes when you win, you lose.

- Bernie Mac

I can't build myself by beating somebody down.

- Bernie Mac

You can't change what happened. Just like you can't change the future by worrying about it. You just have to keep moving.

- Bernie Mac