What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son.

- Ben Stein

We are not supposed to be all equal. Let's just forget that. We are supposed to have equal rights under law. If we do that, we have done enough.

- Ben Stein

I cannot tell you ... how to be rich. But I can tell you how to feel rich, which is far better, let me tell you firsthand, than being rich. Be gratef…

- Ben Stein

Faith is not believing that God can. It is knowing that God will.

- Ben Stein

And now, any of those who refuse, or are unable, to prove they are citizens will receive free insurance paid for by those who are forced to buy insur…

- Ben Stein

Evolutionism as taught by Darwinism has nothing to say about how life originated. Has nothing to say about how the governing principles in the univer…

- Ben Stein

I have to tell you I never in my life anticipated getting this old, this fast. It seems as if I were 25 just a few days ago.

- Ben Stein

The indispensable first step to getting the things you want out of life is this: decide what you want.

- Ben Stein

It doesn't bother me a bit when people say, 'Merry Christmas' to me. I don't think they are slighting me or getting ready to put me in a ghetto. In f…

- Ben Stein