I have never fallen in love with my own voice, but I've always had an attraction for it.

- Tom Snyder

HBO exists because people must have a place to say "f***" on television as many times as they can.

- Tom Snyder

When everything is coming your way, youre probably in the wrong lane.

- Tom Snyder

People want a result. Immigrant voters aren't stupid, and they're going to know who's on their side.

- Tom Snyder

If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?

- Tom Snyder