When I started off in DC, you didn't get viral first. You got funny first.

- Donnell Rawlings

A kid asked me for advise about getting into entertainment? I said you better know how to be happy being broke!

- Donnell Rawlings

If Elvis is alive, Tupac is alive. I saw Tupac on 46th Street selling Biggie t-shirts 2 for 10 dollars.

- Donnell Rawlings

Tiger Woods is a billionaire. Do you know how much ass you can get with a billion dollars? I know guys with $20 and a pack of Newports who'd try to s…

- Donnell Rawlings

Live life to the fullest everyday, 'cause we never know what day will be our last.

- Donnell Rawlings

That's why when I talk to younger comics, and they say, 'Well I need this and this, and I need so and so,' I tell them they don't need nothing. All y…

- Donnell Rawlings

Chicks can make you flip more than any drug would.

- Donnell Rawlings

Rise and grind... the money ain't gonna wait for you while you sleep son.

- Donnell Rawlings

The best thing about where comedy is now is if you have a little bit of talent and a strong work ethic, and strong social skills, you can make a name…

- Donnell Rawlings