When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me.

- Carrot Top

The street in the center of town was Butts road. I stole the sign and told the audience, this must be where the assholes live. I also had a Neighborh…

- Carrot Top

I'd love to be animated. I've always wanted to jump off of a bridge and not be hurt, like Bugs Bunny.

- Carrot Top

Some people even think I wear a wig. Do they think I went into a salon one day and said, Can you please screw this up really bad?

- Carrot Top

I think, over the years, I've kind of evolved.

- Carrot Top

Everyone has the gift of laughter inside of them. All the world is a prop.

- Carrot Top

I always thought marketing in general was an interesting kind of thing. I always liked commercials and billboards.

- Carrot Top

It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people.

- Carrot Top

People do give me a hard time about my hair because it's orange and it's big.

- Carrot Top