Eskimos are uncivilised because they don't have any shops.

- Jodie Marsh

Is an egg a vegetable?

- Jodie Marsh

When I wear a really nice and classy dress out, the papers never print it.

- Jodie Marsh

Most men - not just the men in Brentwood - are scared of powerful women with brains. There's something in a man that makes him want to have power ove…

- Jodie Marsh

I am only known for my boobs and tats.

- Jodie Marsh

For so long I hid behind the blonde hair and the blue eyes. Now I feel like I've done it, I've done what I set out to achieve, now I can just go back…

- Jodie Marsh

The worst person to be in the celebrity Big Brother house with would be Peter Andre - cos I hate his Missus.

- Jodie Marsh