When I'm watching sports I can't be bothered.

- Jeremy Hotz

I have a dog that loves to fight. It's a border collie, and they fight low to the ground. Other dogs are terrified of my dog, because he gets low and…

- Jeremy Hotz

In Canada you can still settle things with your fists. If there's a fight in a bar, no one goes to jail.

- Jeremy Hotz

Hockey is our big sport, and if you fight in hockey you get five minutes for it, that's it. So in Canada, everyone is fighting.

- Jeremy Hotz

None of my teams win anything. They are an extension of my personality.

- Jeremy Hotz

I am not an attractive man. These clothes are the only thing holding me together; when I'm nude, my body shoots off in all directions. I'm like a sta…

- Jeremy Hotz