According to Ferguson, grey things are invisible. Apparantly its just total luck that planes manage to find aircraft carriers in the middle of the oc…

- Nick Hancock

When Peter Beardsley appears on television, daleks hide behind the sofa.

- Nick Hancock

What I don't understand about mobile homes is that you have a mobile place to live, you park it, and you never move it again. That's like buying a So…

- Nick Hancock