Every now and then you meet a man whose ignorance is encyclopedic.

- Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art.

- Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

We are all equal before the law, but not before those appointed to applyit.

- Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

There were grammatical errors even in his silence.

- Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

Never turn your back on reality. It surrounds you.

- Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

In order for you to be yourself, you have to be somebody first.

- Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

Beyond each corner, new directions lie in wait.

- Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

Some people drop their wings in order to grow a hump

- Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

Is it progress if a cannibal uses a knife and fork?

- Stanislaw Jerzy Lec