I'm flatulent in many languages.

- John R. Erickson

Bravery and devotion to duty hath no greater reward than to see the cat get into trouble.

- John R. Erickson

There's no better way to mess up a good cowdog than to let him discover that goofing off beats the heck out of hard work.

- John R. Erickson

When I'm alone, I'm in the company of the most interesting dog I know.

- John R. Erickson

When time marches on, it steps on your nose and tail, and leaves boot prints down your back.

- John R. Erickson

I've never been convinced that the sun would come up without me barking.

- John R. Erickson

When you find a germ of truth, beware. Those germs can make you sick.

- John R. Erickson

If you like Hank, you'll like Wilder Good, too.

- John R. Erickson

Don't take anything for granite. That's what tombstones are made of.

- John R. Erickson