I don't know whether this is the best of times or the worst of times, but I assure you it's the only time you've got. You can either sit on your expletive deleted or pick a daisy.
Put yourself in Hamlet's shoes. Suppose you were a prince, and you came back from college to discover that your uncle had murdered your father and ma… - Art Buchwald
Put yourself in Hamlet's shoes. Suppose you were a prince, and you came back from college to discover that your uncle had murdered your father and ma…
- Art Buchwald
This is what makes me happy: Remembering where I put my house keys. - Art Buchwald
This is what makes me happy: Remembering where I put my house keys.
I have no idea where I'm going but here's the real question: What am I doing here in the first place? - Art Buchwald
I have no idea where I'm going but here's the real question: What am I doing here in the first place?
The best things in life aren't things. - Art Buchwald
The best things in life aren't things.
Any company executive who overcharges the government more than $5 million will be fined $50 or have to go to traffic school three nights a week - Art Buchwald
Any company executive who overcharges the government more than $5 million will be fined $50 or have to go to traffic school three nights a week
If you attack the establishment long enough and hard enough, they will make you a member of it. - Art Buchwald
If you attack the establishment long enough and hard enough, they will make you a member of it.
I look at life as being cruise director on the Titanic. I may not get there, but I'm going first class. - Art Buchwald
I look at life as being cruise director on the Titanic. I may not get there, but I'm going first class.
Just when you think there's nothing to write about, Nixon says, "I am not a crook." Jimmy Carter says, "I have lusted after women in my heart." Presi… - Art Buchwald
Just when you think there's nothing to write about, Nixon says, "I am not a crook." Jimmy Carter says, "I have lusted after women in my heart." Presi…
I always wanted to get into politics, but I was never light enough to make the team. - Art Buchwald
I always wanted to get into politics, but I was never light enough to make the team.
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