I love making stuff. There's a joy in having the first molecule of an idea, then testing it in front of audiences at secret shows that people only kn…

- Mike Myers

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.

- Mike Myers

I like smart jokes, I like dumb jokes, and I like dumb jokes done smartly.

- Mike Myers

Enlightenment is lightening up.

- Mike Myers

Having a kid is like falling in love for the first time when you're 12, but every day.

- Mike Myers

If I went by all the rejection I've had in my career, I should have given up a long time ago.

- Mike Myers

While it is nice to be discovered, it's much better to discover yourself.

- Mike Myers

Silly is you in a natural state, and serious is something you have to do until you can get silly again.

- Mike Myers

The interesting thing about life is, there is what you think is going to happen, and what actually happens.

- Mike Myers