Dad was at his desk when I opened the door, doing what all British people do when they're freaked out: drinking tea.

- Rachel Hawkins

"Okay," I said,hoping I sounded confident, like taking the life force out of ghouls was one of my favorite hobbies, right up there with knitting and …

- Rachel Hawkins

Whoa, I'm your girlfriend now?" Archer shrugged. "We've tried to kill each other, fought ghouls, and kissed a lot. I'm pretty sure we're married in s…

- Rachel Hawkins

It sucks that we miss people like that. You think you've accepted that someone is out of your life, that you've grieved and it's over, and then bam. …

- Rachel Hawkins

I should say upfront that I have never been in a cellar in my life. In fact, I can see no reason why anyone should ever go into a cellar unless there…

- Rachel Hawkins

Let's just say you may regret that second piece of cake. Oh my God. Regret cake? Whatever was about to happen must be truly evil.

- Rachel Hawkins

I bet she woke up with her hair looking like something out of a Pantene commercial while little bluebirds circled around her head, and raccoons broug…

- Rachel Hawkins