Inspirational Quotes, Motivational Sayings, and Wise Words for Daily Inspiration

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I just love the whole art form of acting, of being in front of a camera and playing different things. Not that I would ever say I'm the greatest actor in the world, but I am capable of playing different kinds of roles that emotionally I could get into.

Andrew Dice Clay's Popular Quotes

I'm not the greatest husband - I've got a girlfriend. It doesn't really please my wife, but then if I was looking to please her I wouldn't have a gir…

- Andrew Dice Clay

Life is like sex, baby - the more you put in, the more you get out. End of story.

- Andrew Dice Clay

Women today leave the house in animal prints and six inch stilettos, what does that say? I'm going to church? They're saying I want you to hang me by…

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I do whatever I do. I go to the club. I work on material. While other people are sleeping, I'm awake. I always liked that. I like being able to drive…

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When you jerk off, you're saying "Hey", I care about me.

- Andrew Dice Clay

There was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many kids... her uterus fell out!

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I think the best part of being gay is when you're done [with sex], you could turn over and talk about football.

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Little Boy Blue... he needed the money!

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I always wanted to give people the more exciting version of what I think a comedian should be - because I didn't grow up with comics, I grew up with …

- Andrew Dice Clay