I haven't even seen you successfully talk to a woman since I've known you, unless of course, you count Alex Riley.

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Well, Drew. Makes you feel any better. There's one thing that Kelly and this title have in common. They'll never be seen with you.

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Ahh, Otunga. I hope you keep depending on your wife. I hope she keeps making movies because while she's walking the red carpet, you're gonna be walki…

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Now little kids come to my front door and give me cookies. You see that smile on their face, they're looking at me the same way I used to look at Hu…

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Tell your little mascot to get out of here, cause I have no problem flippin' the bird.

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2001 King of the Ring? I really like the sound of that! That REEKS OF ROYALTY! So begins the ERA OF AWESOMENESS!

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Whenever I start working on a song, I immediately try to forget everything, to empty my head. I try to approach it like,“This is the first time I've …

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I was using the word awesomeness while you were still in high school, popping zits.

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Nobody cares about Michael Cole!

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