Why do you have to break up with her? Be a man. Just stop calling.

- Matt Leblanc

'Friends' was a true ensemble. There really was no star of the show.

- Matt Leblanc

A true gentleman doesn’t prefer blondes. A true gentleman doesn’t have any preferences whatsoever.

- Matt Leblanc

I have funny bones. If there's ever any kind of tension, I'll always be the one to try and be funny to loosen things up.

- Matt Leblanc

I find the earth to be a place of misery in which I am surrounded by the conformity that kills society.

- Matt Leblanc

My favorite character on Friends was Joey, because we're both actors. I always thought that was so cool.

- Matt Leblanc

As an actor, the biggest compliment you can get, in my book is for someone to believe that you're the character.

- Matt Leblanc

I am not bisexual. I am not gay. I have never had sex with men.

- Matt Leblanc

The more cynical you become, the better off you'll be.

- Matt Leblanc