I'm proud to be a woman. I'm proud to be a black woman, and I'm proud to be gay.

- Wanda Sykes

When my wife and I leave California, I want to have my marriage recognized in Nevada, Arizona, all the way to New York. How can you stop people from …

- Wanda Sykes

I don't like the saying keep your friends close and enemies closer. I want my enemy on a different planet.

- Wanda Sykes

If you don't believe in same-sex marriage, then don't marry somebody of the same sex.

- Wanda Sykes

Seriously, I don't need a gun. I'm easily annoyed. I would shoot people in my house that I invited over.

- Wanda Sykes

These CEOs, man ... If you're that ruthless, you're a scary dude. I tell you, now when I walk past a little gang banger, I don't even blink. But if I…

- Wanda Sykes

I'm here today because I refused to be unhappy. I took a chance.

- Wanda Sykes

As soon as you say 'I do,' you'll discover that marriage is like a car. Both of you might be sitting in the front seat, but only one of you is drivin…

- Wanda Sykes

To me, political office should be like jury duty. You should just get a notice in the mail one day and say, 'Aw, sh - , I'm secretary of state next m…

- Wanda Sykes