If only I'd known my differentness would be an asset, then my earlier life would have been much easier.

- Bette Midler

I haven't left my house in days. I watch the news channels incessantly. All the news stories are about the election; all the commercials are Viagra a…

- Bette Midler

Find your Light; They can't love you if they can't see you

- Bette Midler

I firmly believe that with the right footwear one can rule the world.

- Bette Midler

People are not the best because they work hard. They work hard because they are the best.

- Bette Midler

Make sure your life is a rare entertainment! It doesn't take anything drastic. You needn't be gorgeous or wealthy or smart, just very enthusiastic!

- Bette Midler

Melbourne is the kind of town that really makes you consider the question 'Is there life after death?

- Bette Midler

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?

- Bette Midler

I want it all - and I would like it delivered.

- Bette Midler