Don't negotiate with terrorists; patent trolls have done more damage to the United States economy than any domestic or foreign terrorist organization…

- Drew Curtis

24 hour broadcasts have to stretch limited material to fit 24 hours worth of space.

- Drew Curtis

Journalism is straying into entertainment. The lines between serious news segments, news entertainment, and news comedy are blurring.

- Drew Curtis

Personally I'm hoping to spend the last years of my life plugged into a real life MMORPG simulation that makes me think and feel like I'm 18 again wh…

- Drew Curtis

I love Sweden. The entire world should be like Sweden. They all like to drink and get naked, and the women are hot. I can't think of a better nation …

- Drew Curtis

I think anytime you start relying on a format to get you by you've got weak material to begin with.

- Drew Curtis

The 'wisdom of the crowds' is the most ridiculous statement I've heard in my life. Crowds are dumb.

- Drew Curtis

Most people treat the news media like the exercise bike they have in their basement. They're glad it's there but they never use it.

- Drew Curtis

It takes people to move crowds in the right direction, crowds by themselves just stand around and mutter.

- Drew Curtis