A wise man once asked me, "What is the sound of one hand clapping?" I thought for a minute, then I slapped him across the face. That got him off my back.
I am a God-fearing man. In fact, I don't go to church because I'm afraid I'll run into him there. - Matthew Diamond
I am a God-fearing man. In fact, I don't go to church because I'm afraid I'll run into him there.
- Matthew Diamond
A wise man once asked me, "What is the sound of one hand clapping?" I thought for a minute, then I slapped him across the face. That got him off my b… - Matthew Diamond
A wise man once asked me, "What is the sound of one hand clapping?" I thought for a minute, then I slapped him across the face. That got him off my b…
It's important to watch what you eat. Otherwise, how are you going to get it into your mouth ? - Matthew Diamond
It's important to watch what you eat. Otherwise, how are you going to get it into your mouth ?
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