What a writer brings to any story is an attitude

- John Gregory

Wit is the most dangerous talent you can possess. It must be guarded with great discretion and good-nature, otherwise it will create you many enemies.

- John Gregory

Stress is when you're 29 years old, playing for Rochdale, with an expiring contract and a mortgage to pay.

- John Gregory

Recruit for the future not just for the gap.

- John Gregory

Doncaster will hit Villa with fire and broomstick.

- John Gregory