If a woman likes another woman, she's cordial. If she doesn't like her, she's very cordial.
Middle age: when you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms. - Irvin S. Cobb
Middle age: when you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms.
- Irvin S. Cobb
You had to hate the Colonel a whole lot to keep from loving him. - Irvin S. Cobb
You had to hate the Colonel a whole lot to keep from loving him.
Men are vain; but they won't mind women working so long as they get smaller wages for the same job. - Irvin S. Cobb
Men are vain; but they won't mind women working so long as they get smaller wages for the same job.
A funeral eulogy is a belated plea for the defense delivered after the evidence is all in. - Irvin S. Cobb
A funeral eulogy is a belated plea for the defense delivered after the evidence is all in.
Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn. - Irvin S. Cobb
Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn.
If a woman likes another woman, she's cordial. If she doesn't like her, she's very cordial. - Irvin S. Cobb
I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial. - Irvin S. Cobb
I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.
Until you go to Kentucky and with your own eyes behold the Derby, you ain't never been nowhere and you ain't seen nothin'! - Irvin S. Cobb
Until you go to Kentucky and with your own eyes behold the Derby, you ain't never been nowhere and you ain't seen nothin'!
To be born in Kentucky is a heritage; to brag about it is a habit; to appreciate it is a virtue. - Irvin S. Cobb
To be born in Kentucky is a heritage; to brag about it is a habit; to appreciate it is a virtue.
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