Any woman I know can smell a boyfriend a mile away. Women are intuitive, they know when a guy is interested but he’s not going to be there for her in that boyfriend-y way.
Shirley MacLaine: what an asshole. - Julie Klausner
Shirley MacLaine: what an asshole.
- Julie Klausner
Do you think trees are the new birds? Don’t answer that right away. - Julie Klausner
Do you think trees are the new birds? Don’t answer that right away.
Fear can be the result of admiration, or it can be a symptom of contempt. - Julie Klausner
Fear can be the result of admiration, or it can be a symptom of contempt.
Having one of your like dumb sort of stream of consciousness tweets used against you on a right wing website is the ultimate compliment. - Julie Klausner
Having one of your like dumb sort of stream of consciousness tweets used against you on a right wing website is the ultimate compliment.
Only sad sacks and conformists need things like no kiss on New Year's Eve to remind them to feel lonely. They're as bad as the people who need St. Pa… - Julie Klausner
Only sad sacks and conformists need things like no kiss on New Year's Eve to remind them to feel lonely. They're as bad as the people who need St. Pa…
I'm not big on regret - until time travel actually exists, it seems like a waste of making yourself feel bad - Julie Klausner
I'm not big on regret - until time travel actually exists, it seems like a waste of making yourself feel bad
When I first started on Twitter, a relative asked, 'Aren't you concerned with giving away your jokes?' I don't think of it that way. That's my conten… - Julie Klausner
When I first started on Twitter, a relative asked, 'Aren't you concerned with giving away your jokes?' I don't think of it that way. That's my conten…
I’m really afraid of spiders and my own feelings. - Julie Klausner
I’m really afraid of spiders and my own feelings.
I consider Greeks the Jews of the sea. - Julie Klausner
I consider Greeks the Jews of the sea.
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