No woman will ever satisfy me. I know that now, and I would never try to deny it. But this is actually okay, because I will never satisfy a woman, either. Should I be writing such thoughts? Perhaps not. Perhaps it’s a bad idea. I can definitely foresee a scenario where that first paragraph could come back to haunt me, especially if I somehow became marginally famous.
Who Am I? Or (Perhaps More Accurately) Who Else Could Be Me? - Chuck Klosterman
Who Am I? Or (Perhaps More Accurately) Who Else Could Be Me?
- Chuck Klosterman
But it goes without saying that Michael Jordan could never date Pamela Anderson. That would cause the apocalypse. - Chuck Klosterman
But it goes without saying that Michael Jordan could never date Pamela Anderson. That would cause the apocalypse.
We are always dying, all the time. That's what living is; living is dying, little by little. It is a sequenced collection of individualized deaths. - Chuck Klosterman
We are always dying, all the time. That's what living is; living is dying, little by little. It is a sequenced collection of individualized deaths.
Without a soundtrack, human interaction is meaningless. - Chuck Klosterman
Without a soundtrack, human interaction is meaningless.
Necessity used to be the mother of invention, but then we ran out of things that were necessary. The postmodern mother of invention is desire; we don… - Chuck Klosterman
Necessity used to be the mother of invention, but then we ran out of things that were necessary. The postmodern mother of invention is desire; we don…
Important things are inevitably cliche, but nobody wants to admit that. - Chuck Klosterman
Important things are inevitably cliche, but nobody wants to admit that.
Sarcasm is when you tell someone the truth by lying on purpose. - Chuck Klosterman
Sarcasm is when you tell someone the truth by lying on purpose.
Being interesting has been replaced by being identifiable. - Chuck Klosterman
Being interesting has been replaced by being identifiable.
Everybody is wrong about everything, just about all the time. - Chuck Klosterman
Everybody is wrong about everything, just about all the time.
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