You can't make a woman happy. That's like trying to cure a fatal disease. The goal is to treat the symptoms so you can comfortably live with the illness.
I'm proud to be a woman. I'm proud to be a black woman, and I'm proud to be gay. - Wanda Sykes
I'm proud to be a woman. I'm proud to be a black woman, and I'm proud to be gay.
- Wanda Sykes
If you don't believe in same-sex marriage, then don't marry somebody of the same sex. - Wanda Sykes
If you don't believe in same-sex marriage, then don't marry somebody of the same sex.
These CEOs, man ... If you're that ruthless, you're a scary dude. I tell you, now when I walk past a little gang banger, I don't even blink. But if I… - Wanda Sykes
These CEOs, man ... If you're that ruthless, you're a scary dude. I tell you, now when I walk past a little gang banger, I don't even blink. But if I…
To me, political office should be like jury duty. You should just get a notice in the mail one day and say, 'Aw, sh - , I'm secretary of state next m… - Wanda Sykes
To me, political office should be like jury duty. You should just get a notice in the mail one day and say, 'Aw, sh - , I'm secretary of state next m…
Seriously, I don't need a gun. I'm easily annoyed. I would shoot people in my house that I invited over. - Wanda Sykes
Seriously, I don't need a gun. I'm easily annoyed. I would shoot people in my house that I invited over.
I don't like the saying keep your friends close and enemies closer. I want my enemy on a different planet. - Wanda Sykes
I don't like the saying keep your friends close and enemies closer. I want my enemy on a different planet.
When my wife and I leave California, I want to have my marriage recognized in Nevada, Arizona, all the way to New York. How can you stop people from … - Wanda Sykes
When my wife and I leave California, I want to have my marriage recognized in Nevada, Arizona, all the way to New York. How can you stop people from …
As soon as you say 'I do,' you'll discover that marriage is like a car. Both of you might be sitting in the front seat, but only one of you is drivin… - Wanda Sykes
As soon as you say 'I do,' you'll discover that marriage is like a car. Both of you might be sitting in the front seat, but only one of you is drivin…
I'm here today because I refused to be unhappy. I took a chance. - Wanda Sykes
I'm here today because I refused to be unhappy. I took a chance.
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