Can a woman entertain a man and a pet at the same time? I say unto thee, one of the twain shall suffer jealousy.
Her heart is older than her head; yea, her emotion is the mother of her reason - Gelett Burgess
Her heart is older than her head; yea, her emotion is the mother of her reason
- Gelett Burgess
Without bigots, eccentrics, cranks and heretics the world would not progress. - Gelett Burgess
Without bigots, eccentrics, cranks and heretics the world would not progress.
When the waitress puts the dinner on the table, the old men look at the dinner. The young men look at the waitress. - Gelett Burgess
When the waitress puts the dinner on the table, the old men look at the dinner. The young men look at the waitress.
I never saw a purple cow; I never hope to see one; But I can tell you, anyhow, I'd rather see than be one. - Gelett Burgess
I never saw a purple cow; I never hope to see one; But I can tell you, anyhow, I'd rather see than be one.
A woman findeth in her last lover much of her first love; but a man seeth his next-to-the-last love, alway. - Gelett Burgess
A woman findeth in her last lover much of her first love; but a man seeth his next-to-the-last love, alway.
Love endeth like the chianti flask, its drops are bitter. - Gelett Burgess
Love endeth like the chianti flask, its drops are bitter.
If in the last few years you have not discarded a major opinion or acquired a new one, check your pulse. You may be dead. - Gelett Burgess
If in the last few years you have not discarded a major opinion or acquired a new one, check your pulse. You may be dead.
Men like to pursue an elusive woman like a cake of wet soap - even men who hate baths. - Gelett Burgess
Men like to pursue an elusive woman like a cake of wet soap - even men who hate baths.
Love is only chatter, friends are all that matter. - Gelett Burgess
Love is only chatter, friends are all that matter.
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