I like to sneak in under the radar. I don't have any paparazzi following me or have to deal with that stuff. I'm never in the tabloids. I prefer that.

- Rob Schneider

A woman can laugh and cry in three seconds and it's not weird. But if a man does it, it's very disturbing. The way I'd describe it is like this: I ha…

- Rob Schneider

I try not to have too much of an ego. I'll do anything

- Rob Schneider

Sharks are like dogs. They only bite when you touch their private parts.

- Rob Schneider

People don't ask Andre Agassi, 'You know you're the No. 1 tennis player in the world... have you thought about polo?'

- Rob Schneider

Studio people are idiots. Until they see someone else doing it and make a success of it, they don't open their minds. Most of them are idiots.

- Rob Schneider

Women always feel like they're being stared at and judged, and rightfully so

- Rob Schneider

I just think that beautiful people don't have it as hard, you know? They just don't know what rejection's like. That's why super models aren't good a…

- Rob Schneider

First of all, weren't all the best beatings in the trailer for 'The Passion of the Christ'? I hate when the trailer gives away all the best stuff.

- Rob Schneider